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Frozen Vulcan: Free At Last

Wednesday, June 17th, 2009 | Author:
Yay! Its Over!

Yay! It's Over!

Yes, this does feel like an obligatory post to mark the end of the NHL season. I’m sure I’m not the only who’s relieved that it’s over.

The Pittsburgh Penguins are the Stanley Cup champions, Sydney Crosby gets a Cup at only 21 years of age, Evgeny Malkin has one over Alexander Ovechkin and the Detroit Red Wings are left to wonder how they let one slip away. Pretty much sums it up, doesn’t it?

Really, that’s about as much enthusiasm as I’ve got for the NHL right now. As I’ve written before it’s not that I don’t love hockey or that the quality was bad, it’s that I don’t have any hunger left for the sport past mid-May. Hockey is one of my favourite sports and the quality of play in the 2009 playoffs were better than I can remember at any point in my life.

I think a big part of the problem for me is that the NHL in Canada has morphed into what the NFL has become in the U.S.; a 365 days a year media onslaught. You cannot watch a sportscast in Canada on any day of the year without a hockey story. Every little detail is parsed and beat to death on three dedicated sports networks.

Case in point? The Sydney Crosby handshake controversy. It wasn’t enough that the sport had just crowned a new champion, seen its poster boy lift the Cup, drawn the biggest television rating since 1973, had a dramatic ending to a 7-game series – no, the story of the day is that Sydney Crosby failed to shake hands with every member of the Red Wings.

Listen, I’ve been hard on the “Kid” in these parts, but here’s where he gets my sympathy. Overcome with joy and celebrating with teammates, not to mention being pulled every which way by mulitple media outlets simultaneously, Crosby got into the conga line a little late to shake the opposing team’s hand. He managed to get most of them, but Nicklas Lidstrom didn’t get a handshake. This is the main story of the night? Unbelievable.

So now it’s mid-June and the hockey calendar seamlessly flips over  to 2010. First we have the draft in a week or so, then free-agency July 1st (don’t worry, Sportsnet has you covered with a special NHL Free-Agency Show!). Interspersed throughout the month will be the obligatory stories of the Cup going moose hunting, golfing, going to some remote town, etc. The Ottawa talk radio guys will spend the summer evaluating the Heatley trade every single day until training camp. Phoenix will be a hot topic until the team is moved or sold. August will see the Canada Junior evaluation camp and possibly an Olympic tryout camp. Next thing you know it’s September with all the yawn excitement of pre-season, and countless news stories emanating from Toronto about how the Leafs are on the brink of winning the Cup.

It’s not hard to see why one would get hockey burnout every couple of years. And just think; because of Olympic participation in 2010, we’ll be having this conversation two weeks later next year. Hockey in July? Hell, why not. Might as well play some games if we’re going to talk about it year-round…

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Frozen Vulcan: The Choke

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 | Author:
Feeling duped

Feeling duped

As a fan of the game with a certain level of neutrality ,  I equate the Caps performance last night to Lucy, pulling the football away from Charlie Brown – Chuck being a symbol of a fan’s hope for a great conclusion to a great series. We ended up flat on our asses, looking around wondering what the hell happened.

Things started out well enough, with both teams coming out strong for a change. Ovechkin was robbed of a goal by a spectacular glove save by Marc-André Fleury off a breakaway with the game still scoreless. From that point on, though, the game was a complete dud if you were a neutral or a Caps fan. As most of you are surely already aware, the game ended in a complete rout, 6-2 to the Pens.

Good on the Penguins for showing up, but isn’t that the minimum of what’s expected in a Game 7? What in the world happened to the Caps? In retrospect, the series would have been done a service if the Pens had scored in overtime of Game 6. We would have been left wanting more. As it stands, we are left with a sense of being short-changed. I had an epiphany when the score was 4-0: you can’t call something the Game of the Year before the game is actually played. Notch that one up to experience.

Loved the irrelevant Bob Cole commenting after the Penguins took a 4-0 lead “…and that goal silences the crowd”. No Bob, if you had been paying attention, you would have noticed that happening after the second goal. Or Greg Millen after the Caps scored a goal, late in the second period, to make the score 5-1: “Now as a Caps fan you can begin thinking they might be able to mount something here. A five goal lead is impossible to overcome, but a 4 goal lead is within grasp”. But two seconds ago it was a 5 goal lead! Wasn’t it impossible two seconds ago? Still, Greg Millen is an upgrade over Harry Neale and Glenn Healy. Sad, but true.

I stayed with the game until the end because I was interested in seeing the Crosby/Ovechkin handshake. Nothing dramatic happened, nor was I expecting it: just a courteous handshake and a few words exchanged. Had I been Ovechkin, I would have said: “That was fun, Syd. I hope we can do this every year for a long time”. At least, that’s what I hope for as a fan, minus the anticlimactic ending.

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Frozen Vulcan: Game of the Year

Wednesday, May 13th, 2009 | Author:

Unlike Sportsnet’s marketing department incorrectly labeling last night’s Yankees v. Jays game “The most anticipated game of the season” (if that’s true, what now Sportsnet? Everything going downhill from here?), I am going to go out on a limb and say this is the Game of the Year (of any sport).

Penguins v. Caps tonight has me as excited for a non-Senators hockey game as I’ve been since Canada ripped the USA a new one at the Salt Lake Olympics. Roy MacGregor sets this one up better than I ever could, so I’ll leave with a link to his piece and some art:

What more do you need?

What more do you need?

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Frozen Vulcan: All Goes According To Script

Tuesday, May 12th, 2009 | Author:
Perhaps Simeon should try that glove on the right hand?

Perhaps Simeon should try that glove on his right hand?

And so we come to it then: Alexander Ovechkin and Sydney Crosby in a fight to the death, in a winner-take-all final game that will put a tidy little bow on a package that has done nothing but deliver. It hasn’t been the perfectly played series, and therein lies its charm.

In almost every game the Capitals have come out flat. To my untrained eye it looks like the game only begins in the second period for these young players. Consequently, it is shocking that the Penguins haven’t buried their foe. At one point in the first period last night, the Pens had out-shot the Caps 17-3, in a game the Caps couldn’t lose, yet they were able to tuck their tail between their legs and head to the dressing room only down by one goal.

Oh, and it wasn’t due to Simeon Varlamov standing on his head. No. I found myself wondering why they hadn’t gone to José Théodore for this game. After impressing in his first few games, probably due to his opponents’ unfamiliarity with his flaws, the kid has shown to be most vulnerable in many aspects. Most glaring is his glove side, which is non-existent. He looks so bad on some shots that you wonder if he’s got his mitt on the wrong hand. The reason the Pens weren’t up by at least three after the first is they failed to press their advantage.

Thankfully the energy level picked up in the second period and despite not being a gem like Saturday’s game 5 (a game in which I turned to my 19 year-old brother and said: “I haven’t seen hockey this good in 10-15 years – and you never have”), it finally felt like a deciding game. Crosby had his best game of the series in my opinion, always buzzing around à-la-Ovechkin, and Ovechkin was more subdued but still dominated the scoresheet with three assists. Kind of a role-reversal. Overtime was, as it has been for most of these playoffs, a short affair. Ideally it would be a little longer: somewhere between the triple OT snooze-fest between Detroit and Anaheim and the 12 seconds it took Martin Havlat to dispose of Calgary.

I thought the Penguins deserved to win on the night, but I won’t complain about this series being extended to its limit. Can they give us overtime in Game 7? Something tells me they would have it no other way…

Washinton Capitals PA Annoucner

Washinton Capitals PA Annoucner

I’d like to end with a rant about periphery stuff in this series. I have to ask the question of the Penguins PR department: what is up with the Pittsburgh white-out? Do you not realize that the opposing team is wearing white? Do you not want your fans to look like they’re supporting your team? What a bonehead move. Meaningless in the grand scheme of things, but aggravating nonetheless. What REALLY gets under my skin, though, is the Washington PA guy who sounds like the Tazmanian Devil and the insistence on burying crowd noise after every home goal with an incessent torrent of cop sirens. Come now, DC: no need to make the inside of your arena sound like the outside. All wisecracks aside, Washington currently has the loudest fans in the league – why not let them be the illustration of the city’s exuberance rather than a canned sound-effect cranked to 11 by some overreaching PR guy? Right, this is North America, where crowd noise is frowned upon.

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Frozen Vulcan: Declaration of War

Thursday, May 07th, 2009 | Author:
Bettman to Balsillie: Youve sunk my battleship

Bettman to Balsillie: You've sunk my battleship

Even in the spotlight of another Pens-Caps playoff game, the most compelling story yesterday was the Balsillie-Bettman death match. Sager over at Out of Left Field has a nice wrap-up of the online journalistic chatter. The best segment of the night belonged to Scott Morrisson and Jeff Marek who were tracking developments in the story. I think my favourite part of the whole day was reading somewhere that a source described Bettman as “apoplectic” when he heard what Balsillie was trying to pull. There’s just something about picturing Gary Bettman losing his shit that gives me a warm feeling.

You see, I’ve been seen as something of an apologist for Bettman in the past. I’ve often found myself defending him to friends and colleagues because I think he’s been unfairly vilified in the Canadian media. I’m not going to revisit now, because those days are over for me. This is a formal declaration of war against the Little Napoleon, and I hope every Canadian joins me in this battle.

It has become clear that whatever plan the NHL had to conquer the US market is now dead. Franchises that bleed money and need to be bailed out by the league are a cancer that needs to be eradicated. Owners of NHL teams  need to realize this, and realize that though there is a place for most US teams in the NHL, the real money to be made resides where the passion is strongest, and that is Canada.

There isn’t room for one more team in Southern Ontario: there’s room for two more. There’s room for another team in Montreal, and Winnipeg and Québec deserve to have their favourite sport represented at  the highest level of competition in which that sport operates. I’ve argued against the reality of these things in the past, but I believe now is the time to pounce. If the rumour that the Lightning want to move to Winnipeg holds any water, well it’s time for other NHL governors to man-up and give this thing a kick in the ass. If Atlanta is struggling as badly as we think it is, then it’s time to explore relocation to a market that will go absolutely ape-shit (in a good way) when it finds out it’s getting an NHL franchise. Same goes for Nashville and Miami.

You see, I had my moment of clarity when I compared how Bettman reacted to a franchise being moved south from Québec and Winnipeg to the current Balsillie struggle of moving a team North of the border. The man corellates the loss of a US franchise to a Canadian city as a personal affront to the master plan he and the NHL governors had of landing a huge US television contract. That payday is not coming. We’re a stone’s throw away from the NHL having to pay a major network for air time. The real television money is here in Canada, as the CBC and CTV Globemedia continue raising the ante at every negotiation. Throw in a couple more Canadian teams and the stakes get doubly serious.

Mr. Balsillie’s got his teeth sunk deep into the NHL’s flesh, and this time he ain’t letting go, to the benefit of all Canadian hockey fans.

Join the battle at www.makeitseven.ca

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Frozen Vulcan: Gary Bettman’s Waterloo

Wednesday, May 06th, 2009 | Author:
Even Napoleon could have seen the writing on this wall

Even Napoleon could have seen the writing on this wall

Gary Bettman has won some impressive battles in the past. Most notable among his victories was his destruction of the NHLPA in the last round of collective bargaining. He’s successfully implemented the owners’ desire for more American teams (in a fruitless pursuit of a lucrative national American television contract – the NHL’s Holy Grail). He’s brought in national sponsors and navigated some tricky ownership issues. To think of it, whether you’ve agreed with him or not, he really hasn’t lost any battles. He’s produced on everything the owners have asked of him.

All that is coming to a fiery end. Like the hero from Dale in J.R.R. Tolkien’s The Hobbit, Jim Balsillie has finally found the soft spot in Smaug‘s armour. By using the Phoenix Coyotes’ precarious financial position to perform an end-around to avoid the NHL ownership approval process (which has been twisted and turned in the past to block him from owning the Penguins and then the Predators), Balsillie will surely secure control of the NHL team. As Stephen Brunt puts it, Bettman is now in “check”.

Once that happens and Balsillie announces his plans to move the franchise North, brace yourself for a hardcore cage match between him and the league – might as well prep the metal chairs, broken glass and barbed wire immediately. Bettman will stake his future on this battle. And he will lose. With the NHLPA poised to get behind this plan, there is just too much going for Balsillie.

And really, why the resistance? A multi-billionaire hockey nut wants to purchase a failed franchise and move it into a sure-fire, can’t miss hockey market. What are the NHL governors so afraid of? The whole point of expanding (and moving) into the States was to get that big TV contract. It hasn’t materialized and it won’t. The game has receded so badly south of the border that ESPN will have nothing to do with it and the league had to accept NBC’s offer of carrying games for the hefty sum of zero dollars. That’s right: NBC pays the NHL nothing for the rights to broadcast the games.

With that in mind, isn’t in the owners’ best interest to allow a team into Southern Ontario, where it will be prosperous and is sure to make the Canadian television rights fees explode? Won’t MLSE (if they take the long view) grow to be stronger if they have a next-door rival whose first act will be to hand over hundreds of millions of dollars in territorial rights fees? Doesn’t everybody win?

Everyone but Bettman. It will be the death knoll of American expansionism, a signal to everyone that Bettman has failed in the venture on which he staked his career. If you’re one of the many Canadians who revile this man, then you are cheering on Jim Balsillie.

I’m interested in knowing your thoughts on why the NHL has so steadfastly opposed his intention to move a team to Canada. Head to the comments section and let’s get them!

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Frozen Vulcan: Hype Slain

Tuesday, May 05th, 2009 | Author:
Ovechkin vs. Crosby: Better than advertised

Ovechkin vs. Crosby: Better than advertised

In this age of the 24/7 news cycle, three Canadian all-sports channels, expert panels on four major Canadian networks, newspapers, blogging, Twitter and on and on, rarely does it happen that an event that falls so easily into the jaws of hype live up to expectations.

Crosby v. Ovechkin, Washington Capitals vs. Pittsburgh Penguins, hockey’s collection of Young Guns assembled in one do-or-die series: this event was Gary Bettman’s wet dream. Not to mention every sports editor in Canada. Heck, even Americans are taking notice.

With such hype usually comes much letdown. Not so here. It’s quite evident that Crosby and Ovechkin have jumped at this opportunity to bury one another. They both realize that this series, and it’s result and their performance in it, will go a long way to define their careers for the next few years. The Madison Avenue crown is up for grabs, and neither of them want the other to have it. Both want to be the NHL poster boy, the focus of hockey fans’ attention, the face that pops into mind when one thinks: Hockey Greatness. This is our Kobe/Lebron, Gretzky/Lemieux, our Bird and Magic. Alex and Syd get this, and they’ve brought their A+ game to prove it.

Waaaaaaah! Waaaaaaah! - Sydney Crosby

"Waaaaaaah! Waaaaaaah!" - Sydney Crosby

If anyone doubted that the series could live up to its hype, then yesterday should have put that to rest. Each of them had a hat-trick, and Ovechkin absolutely terrorized the Pens when he was on the ice. Crosby plays a much more subdued style, but you could see how intense he was about the occasion. Unfortunately, it also brought out a Crosby trait that feeds many of his detractors: his tendency to whine about every single thing that happens on the ice. Nothing illustrated this clearer than when he complained to the referee about people throwing hats on the ice following Ovie’s third goal. As I watched, it occurred to me that’s what he must be complaining about, but I dismissed it immediately, giving him the benefit of the doubt. No one would complain about such a long-lasting tradition, right? Then this morning, this:

“People kept throwing hats,” Crosby said. “And I was just asking if he could make an announcement to ask them to stop.”


You know, it’s possible that he was simply performing his duty as the team’s captain, relaying a message to the officials from his coach. I doubt it. Deep down it bugged him so much that Ovechkin had scored a hat-trick against him, against his Penguins, in the PLAYOFFS , that the rage, the poison, the bile had to come out some way. And the method used is the one Sydney usually reverts to, and that’s complaining to the officials.

To his credit, though, that’s not all he did. Shortly after, he went out and got his own third goal, his own hat-trick. Too bad there were no hats left in the stands to honour his feat. Yes, I am picking on Crosby, a guy who’s done nothing but elevate his game in these playoffs, scoring eight goals and garnering four assists, and boy am I going to have to change my tune next year at the Olympics. He’s a hard player to love, though. Unlike his nemesis.

Tomorrow night can’t come soon enough. How can they top this? Here’s how: Pittsburgh needs to win a couple of games  to make a series out of this. We all want overtime in Game 7. Is that too much to ask?

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The Twit: MONDAY! (shoot me now) Edition

Monday, May 04th, 2009 | Author:
Aaron Hill: Boys and girls take note

Aaron Hill: Boys and girls take note

‘Twas s nice little weekend in sport, that. Let’s dive right in with another edition of The Twit!

- Robert Ray made his Major League debut and went (almost) 6 innings, giving up 3 runs on 4 hits. Best part is that he seemed to settle down after conceding a first inning home run to Adam Jones.

- If you have a young child, and you are looking for a professional athlete for them to treat as a role model (careful now), look no further than Jays 2nd baseman Aaron Hill. As far as I can tell he is loved equally by his teammates, management and the members of the media who cover him (and probably his Mom). Plus he delivers heroics as witnessed in the bottom of the 10th and 11th innings of Saturday’s game. First he booted the ball in the top of the 10th, spotting the O’s a one run lead, only to homer in the bottom frame to tie it again and in the 11th sealed the game with a walk-off base hit. NAILS.

- It was extremely difficult to juggle between watching the Jays game and the Pens-Caps opener. My brain was saying “playoff hockey is special, it only comes once a year (for two months, but still), and this series will be the most compelling story”. My heart was singing:

I managed to do a decent job as I didn’t miss any of the goals, and caught most of the pertinent Jays moments. Most importantly I got to watch every second of extra innings.

- Here’s hoping that the Pens/Caps series continues to be as good as the first game. Crosby and Ovechkin scoring, physical play from both sides, and the goalies stood on their heads (and sticks). If you haven’t yet seen the amazing save by Varlamov that preserved the final score, here it is in all its glory:

- I think there was a horse race or something. People wore hats. Not sure on the details though.

- The Jays  and Scott Richmond (4-0) just kept on rolling Sunday, getting the brooms out in what surprisingly was their first sweep of 2009. Goodbye Orioles, come back soon! They Jays now have eight of the 14 wins I requested when their current 20 games in 20 days started. Two more wins and they go .500 for that stretch. Starting tonight the Jays will see the Indians twice, the Angels twice and finish up with a three game set against the Athletics. Something tells me they can scratch two wins out of those games.

- Triple overtime in the Ducks-Red Wings game yesterday was pretty cool, and once again was the scene for two outstanding goalie performances. Chris Osgood held up a middle finger to all his critics and Jonas Hiller showed everyone why he was the right choice over Jean-Sébastien Giguère.

Snider: Take a long term view?

Snider: Take a long term view?

- I’ll come right out and be the first to say it. Maybe it’s time for Travis Snider to head to Las Vegas to work on his swing. I realize this comes after a weekend in which he made some spectacular plays in the outfield (Brian Roberts won’t soon forget The Travis). However, he’s in a 6-for-33 slump which leaves him with a .229 average. My reasoning includes an excuse to send him down six weeks, which would give the Jays an extra year of control over Travis, as Bart Given explained before the season began. Everyone kinda forgot about it after Snider jumped out to a fantastic rookie-of-the-year-ish start, but now the question needs to be asked: Would a platoon of Jose Bautista and Joe Inglett really be a downgrade at this point?

- Caught the last period of Bruins/Canes last night and it was highly entertaining. Cam Ward (recurring theme alert) was spectacular facing wave after wave of Winnie The Pooh attacks. At one point during a series of successive Ward saves, the usually staid Gord Miller ran out of octaves to which he could climb. Doesn’t get better than that.

- The Jays send Brian Tallet (1-1) to the mound tonight, and the Jays hitters will face Fausto Carmona (1-3).

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Frozen Vulcan: All Giddy Over Penguins-Capitals

Wednesday, April 29th, 2009 | Author:
Great 8 is catching on, and I like it

"Great 8" is catching on, and I like it

Last night’s NHL slate was enough to relegate Jays-Royals to “during commercials” viewing. Alexander Ovechkin is a joy to watch even in the regular season – getting to see him play in a game seven was more than I could resist. The game got off to a slow start but more than made up for it once the Caps scored in the 2nd period and the intensity ratcheted up. Every pass, every check, every battle in the corner: all of it mattered. It is sports at its best.

The result was to my liking as well. I’ve never been a fan of the Rangers, plus I believe Glen Sather lost his magic touch long ago and has been surviving by the skin of his reputation over the last few years. The drop that made my cup runneth over was his proclamation that Sean Avery was like a son to him after signing him to return to the Rangers. Gag. There’s a character barometer if I’ve ever heard one.

This is what happens when you lick Glen Sather

This is what happens when you lick Glen Sather

The other night we had Lola and Daddio over for dinner and the conversation turned to the aforementioned ladykiller. The gist of their opinion was that Avery should be run out of the league as soon as possible, that he was bad for the league, that he had no class and was a cancer on his team. I uncharacteristically held my tongue (I was enjoying watching them converse and get riled up), and although I agree with most of what they said I hope he keeps playing in the league. The man is a villain, and he is awesome at that job. I’m not arguing that he’s an asset to Rangers – quite the contrary, I think he’s proven to be a liability on every team he’s had the pleasure of soiling. Rather, I make the case that he’s an excellent villain and it is a joy to cheer against him. Last night was not different. When he got absolutely crushed into the boards late in the game, I’ll call you a liar if you didn’t experience warmth in the pit of your stomach. It’s awesome to watch bad people fail, and we all know that despite occasional success (he created the Rangers goal through dogged perseverence last night), this man is doomed to fail.

Let the blood feud begin

Let the blood feud begin

Alright, now that my guilty feel-good moment has passed, let’s move on to the remaining contests. I have yet to talk to a hockey fan today who isn’t absolutely jacked about the Penguins-Capitals series. This is a rivalry that got so hot during the regular season that some smoothing over was necessary over the All-Star weekend. The playoffs have a way of melting away any accumulated good will, and I am counting on that to happen here. In fact, I hope that in game one Malkin takes a run at Ovechkin, and Crosby jumps in, flipping the net onto them so that Semin can climg the end boards and drop an elbow on Malkin’s melon. Then the benches will clear and Mario Lemieux will climb down from his luxury box to …

Ok, that fantasy scenario degenerated into Vince-McMahon land way to quickly. Sorry about that. I’m also hoping for some great goals. With Ovechkin, Semin, Green, Crosby and Malkin playing a part, great goals should be on display throughout. There might not be another series with so much talent on the ice. I hope it goes seven games. I hope we get triple-overtime games. I hope tears of joy – and tears of devastation – are shed. Ok, I might be hyping this one a little too much, but man is it ever going to be a cracker!

In other series we have Boston vs. Carolina which will surel – zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. I’m sorry, but unless you are a die-hard Bruins, Canes, Ducks, Red Wings, Canucks or Blackhawks fan, there really is only one series to watch this round.

I can’t wait.  Caps in seven.

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Frozen Vulcan: Ce n’est qu’un au revoir…

Thursday, April 23rd, 2009 | Author:

And so ends the Montreal Canadiens centennial season. I have to tread carefully here because so many of my friends and family are die-hard Habs fans. I was reminded of this yesterday when my cousin scolded me on Facebook after I mentioned in my status that I thought fans of the Tricolore take joy from booting people out of town. I should perhaps re-frame what I said.

Habs fans young and old have yet to adjust to the fact that their team are no longer an NHL juggernaut. In Canada we all grew up knowing that the Canadiens were the winningest franchise in hockey history, having won 24 Stanley Cups. And depending on your age, you probably grew up revering/fearing “Les Glorieux”. The seven years between Cups in 1986-1993 seemed like a very unusual blip on their march to championships and the Montreal populace retained their arrogance/confidence/cockiness for years afterwards.

Years became a long decade, a decade that is stretching into two and the reaction in Montreal is nothing short of fevered panic. Since that last Cup, the Canadiens have made seven coaching changes. Every one of those coaches had a winning record (except for Alain Vigneault but only because ties count as losses in winning percentage). Yes, even Mario Tremblay was a winner in Montreal. Nonetheless, all these coaches were deemed unfit to continue in their duties as head coach of the team. Two of them were, however, good enough to coach the Canucks and Bruins to first-round sweeps this post-season. Ouch. I know that stung, my beloved friends and family.

And then there’s all the captains that have been run out of town (yes, even – especially? – the French-Canadian ones). Guy Carbonneau, Kirk Muller, Mike Keane, Pierre Turgeon and Vincent Damphousse were all traded away and went on to very successful post-Canadiens careers. It’s a wonder Saku Koivu lasted as long as he has, but that run is about to end (he will leave as a free agent in a refreshing twist). And let’s not even get into the goaltending stigma in Montreal – my lunch is only an hour long.

My argument here is that stability creates a winning atmosphere. I thought the Canadiens had figured that out and I foolishly believed that Bob Gainey (pictured, right) and Guy Carbonneau would anchor the “bleu, blanc, rouge” for years to come. As seen earlier this season, though, patience is thin among the Canadiens fan base and they are hungry for blood. Never mind that their best player, Andrei Markov, missed the last part of the season and playoffs due to injury: someone must to pay for this embarrassing 4-game sweep. That person will almost surely be Bob Gainey. I urge you to look around the landscape and identify possible candidates to replace him, Habs fans. You’ll see that a) there aren’t very many good general managers available and b) those that are good are not likely to step into such a viper’s pit. Gainey had assembled a team that was touted as a Stanley Cup contender by many experts at the beginning of the season (including most Habs fans). Now that it hasn’t happened, you’ll throw the guy out on the street? Come on now, take a deep breath.

This of course is just an opinion, and please remember that family sticks together through thick and thin…right? I love you too.

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